Thursday, May 21, 2009
Extras
(To the tune The KKK Took My Baby Away)
I went out to eat for the holidays
Said I wanted KFC
But I never got fed
I never got fed
I never got fed, I say
I went out to eat for the holidays
Said I wanted KFC
But I never got there
I never got fed
I never got fed, I say
The KFC took my gravy away
They took it away
Away from me
The KFC took my gravy away
They took it away
Away from me
Hey
Ho
Hey
Ho
Now I don't know
Where my gravy can be
They took it from me
They kept it from me
I don't know
Where my gravy can be
They took it from me
They kept it from me
Ring me, ring me, ring me
Up the Colonel
And find out where my gravy went
Ring me, ring me, ring me
Up the Country Fried
And tell me
how I'm supposed to survive
Yeah, yeah, yeah
O-o-o-o-o-o
O-o-o-o-o-o
I went out for the holidays
SAID! I wanted KFC
But I never got fed
I never got fed
I never got fed, I say
I went out to eat for the holidays
Said I wanted KFC
But I never got fed
I never got fed
I never got fed, I say
The KFC took my gravy away
They took it away
Away from me
The KFC took my gravy away
They took it away
Away from me
The KFC took my gravy away
They took it away
Away from me
The KFC took my gravy away
They took my side dish
They took my gravy away
The end of the set - always
(To the tune of Last Caress)
Well I got something to say,
I ate a baby today,
and it doesn't matter much to me,
as long as it's fresh
Well I got something to say,
I gorged on innards today,
and it doesn't matter much to me,
Placenta is best
Sweet tasty death,
I've gotta have the worst breath,
Come sweet death, One last carcass
Sweet tasty death,
I've gotta have the worst breath,
Come spoiled death, One last carcass
Well I got something to say,
I ate a body today,
and it doesn't matter much to me,
as long as it's fresh
Sweet tasty death,
I've gotta have the worst breath,
Come sweet death,
BREAKOUT - CHANGE GEARS TO THIS SONG INSTEAD!
Butter
Spread on my toast everyday
From a cube or from a spray
Is it olean?
Is it parkay?
Butter
Butter
Can you keep my heart from working right?
No blood flow without a fight
Oh butter
And doctor
I can't seem to feel my left arm or right
Cholestorol has made me a sight
Oh doctor
Not about to start eating light
But if you wanna eat large with me
I can show you what it's like
Till your wheezing
Not about to start eating light
But if you wanna eat large with me
I can show you what it's...
AND NOW, BACK TO THE ACTION:
One last carcass
One last carcass, sweet death
One last carcass, sweet death
Oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh
Oh
Lyrics - Where Ladies Dare
(To the tune of Where Eagles Dare)
We walk the streets at night
Let's go where ladies dare,
I'll pick up your big bar tab,
You pick up this big loser,
Through beer-goggled eyes and features,
You think I really care?
I am one fatass son of a bitch
You better think about it baby
I am one fatass son of a bitch
You better think about it baby, babe
An omelet made of cheese
Sounds real good right now
It's not that I'm fat -
It's an overactive gland!
I am one fatass son of a bitch
You better think about it baby
I am one fatass son of a bitch
You better think about it baby, baby
Let's test your threshold of pain
Let's see how long I last
That strange feeling from behind
Is my gut on your ass
Through beer-goggled eyes and features,
You think I really care?
Let's go where ladies dare
We'll go where ladies dare
I am one fatass son of a bitch
You better think about it baby
I am one fatass son of a bitch
You better think about it baby
I am one fatass son of a bitch
You better think about it baby
I am one fatass son of a bitch
You better think about it baby, hey
Lyrics - We Eat
(to the tune of WE BITE)
We walk the streets, no good to do
We eat
Just on a feast of fat and food
We eat
Omnivores live for pleasure
We eat
Strike out like Orson Welles
We eat
And when I get my food I inhale it
I eat more like a duck
I want more food, I'm never full
To eat some more
We eat
We eat
We eat
We eat
And when I get my food I inhale it
I eat more like a duck
I want more food, I'm never full
To eat some more
We eat
We eat
And when I get my food I inhale it
I eat more like a duck
I want more food, I'm never full
To eat some more
We eat
We eat
We eat
We eat
Lyrics - TV Dinner Casualty
We did, however, get to do the 7" non-guitar Misfits' version of She together at the show in Chico, CA.
(To the tune of TV Casualty)
There are green peas in everything I own
The vapor rub is lying on a table of filth
Checkup cards to which I never reply
Feel like I'm stuffed to my eyeballs tonight
TV dinner casualty, TV dinner casualty
We're all right
TV dinner casualty, TV dinner casualty
I wish they'd put Swanson in a tube
Hold on, I think I have to puke
There's a spot in the corner where I always go
I like to recycle the food that I know
But please don't take my TVdinner-'way
Please don't take my TVdinner-'way
Please don't take my TVdinner-'way
Please don't take my TVdinner-'way
TV dinner casualty, TV dinner casualty
We're all right
TV dinner casualty, TV dinner casualty
Two bucks a piece, they call this a deal
Still a cheap dinner, no cleanup
Tear off the foil, dig right in
Hard to breathe, peas stuck in my throat
Sponsors at the cemetery
Worms feasting on the fat in my grave
Coffin too small at your grave
"Curse the man who invented fried cheese!"
TV dinner casualty, TV dinner casualty
We're all right
TV dinner casualty, TV dinner casualty
We're all right
TV dinner casualty, TV dinner casualty
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Lyrics - Some Kinda Meat
(To the tune of Some Kind of Hate)
There's some kinda love
For some kinda meat
Doc said my triglycerides
Were 888
And it's a whoah...
I said whaoh
Hear the cows cry
It's a call - just can't keep away
What they don't know is soon
They'll be on my plate
And it's a whoah...
Baby whoah...
And it's a whoah...
I said woah
There's some kinda love
For some kinda meat
I'm gonna tell you all about it now
Doc said my triglycerides
Were 888
And it's a whoah...
Baby whoah...
Baby whoah..
I said whoah...whoa whoa...whoa...
Lyrics - Private Bidness
(To the tune of Horror Business)
Too much private business
keepin' me up at night
Bowel Movement #78
My bathroom is new
You, you don't go in the bathroom after me
Bowel Movement #78
12 o'clock, way too late
All this private business
My sinkers are black
You, you don't go in the bathroom after me
With you
I would not wanna be you
I'm warning you
I would not wanna be you
Too much private business
keepin' me up at night
Bowel Movement #78
My bathroom is fresh for you
You, you don't go in the bathroom after me
Bowel Movement #78 I'm talking about
12 o'clock, way too late
I say, all this private business
My sinkers are black -- it's true!
You, you don't go in the bathroom after me
With you
I've put the fan on for you
I'm warning you
I'll spray lots of Lysol
I'm warning you
I'll light a match just for you
I'm warning you
This is some na-sty ass stool
I'm warning you
You, nobody can do what I can do, no
Lyrics - Mouthbreathers
(To the tune of Hate Breeders)
Whoa oh oh
No
Whoa oh oh
Mouthbreathers whoa oh oh
Whoa oh oh
Mouthbreathers whoa oh oh
Fat alters the way you breathe
(Whoa oh oh)
You make noise the way no human being should
Because fat equals cancellation
Next step: full cavitation
And heavy breathing's all you wanna know
Whoa oh oh
Mouthbreathers whoa oh oh
Whoa oh oh
Mouthbreathers whoa oh oh
Whoa oh oh
Mouthbreathers whoa oh oh
Whoa oh oh
Mouthbreathers whoa oh oh
Not enough air penetrates your skull
(Whoa oh oh)
It's in your head and you can't clear it
Because you can't think of a time
When you didn't make that nasal whine!
Just try to breath for once through your nose
Whoa oh oh
Mouthbreathers whoa oh oh
Whoa oh oh
Mouthbreathers whoa oh oh
Whoa oh oh
Mouthbreathers whoa oh oh
Whoa oh oh
Mouthbreathers whoa oh oh
Because I can't fucking take it
Next step annihilation
Just try to breathe through your fucking nose
Whoa oh oh
Mouthbreathers whoa oh oh
Whoa oh oh
Mouthbreathers whoa oh oh
Whoa oh oh
Mouthbreathers whoa oh oh
Whoa oh oh
Mouthbreathers whoa oh oh
This is your crime; this is your fault
(Woah oh oh)
But you don't know because you're ignorant
Because when you try to break through
You're sucking my air, too!
And "Breathe Right" is all you gotta know
Whoa oh oh
Mouthbreathers whoa oh oh
Whoa oh oh
Mouthbreathers whoa oh oh
Whoa oh oh
Mouthbreathers whoa oh oh
Whoa oh oh
Mouthbreathers whoa oh oh
And all you know
Mouthbreathers whoa oh oh
And all you know
Mouthbreathers whoa oh oh
Double-shot Wednesday
First up:
(To the tune of Mommy Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight)
Singled out the cooking that mean something to me,
Kingsford and Webber and a recipe
But I don't give a..., it's a blast
Studied TV every night
Watch Food Network so I'll be smart
People all say I'm a little fucked
Mommy I'm a good boy,
Mommy I'm a fuckin' master,
Mommy I've a goal:
Mommy, can I go out and GRILL TONIGHT?!
Throw on steaks with marbled fat,
Until they're seared just right
Red-blooded kids love BBQ
An ectasy of meat
I'll make the perfect meal
For it's my mommy's dream
Can I go out and grill tonight, grill tonight
Burgers, tofu, and kebobs
I use the whole damn grill
I could do this every night
until I've had my fill
I'll make the perfect meal
For it's my mommy's dream
Can I go out and grill tonight, grill tonight
Chicken, steaks, and vegetables
I'll fill up every plate
Every night I cook and cook
Until I get it straight
I'll make the perfect meal
For it's my mommy's dream
Can I go out and grill tonight, grill tonight
Grill tonight, grill tonight, grill tonight, grill tonight
Grill tonight, grill tonight
Can I go out and grill tonight, grill tonight
Grill tonight, grill tonight, grill tonight, grill tonight
Grill tonight, Grill tonight
And, no. 2:
(To the tune of London Dungeon)
They called us walkin' entrees
Living unprocessed meals
They wanna dice us up
Put us in all their pretty dish
Make sure your bodies clean now
Can't have no "Mad Cows" in here
All of us in here are clean, boy
All the shanks are prime and well.
I don't wanna be part of your London Broil
I don't wanna be part of your main entree
Ain't no mystery why I'm in misery in Hell
Here's hoping you'll swell
They called us walkin' entrees
Living unprocessed meals
They wanna dice us up
Put us in all their pretty dish
I don't wanna be part of your London Broil
I don't wanna be part of your main entree
Ain't no mystery why I'm in misery in Hell
Here's hoping you'll swell
Make sure our bodies clean now
Can't have no "Mad Cows" in here
All of us in here are clean, boy
All the shanks are prime and well.
I don't wanna be part of your London Broil
I don't wanna be party your main entree
Ain't no mystery why I'm in misery in Hell
Hope you choke in Hell
Hope you choke in Hell
Hope you choke in Hell
Hope you choke in Hell
Thursday, April 30, 2009
Lyrics - Night of the Hungry Man
Also one of the most difficult covers to sing. Really.
(to the tune of Night of the Living Dead)
No
No oh
No oh
No oh
"Stumble in somnambulance" 'cause
pre-dawn grumblings make me rise
yawning chasm of emptiness
heed the call the hungry man
Only once? All my life
An empty gut needs relief
Only once? All my life
Takin' a late nite picnic
This ain't no dreamin'
This is my appetite
This ain't something I control...
No
No oh
No oh
No oh
You think like a zombie, eat like a pig
Penthouse forum food magazine
Well tell you right now
This ain't no fantasy, boy
This ain't no dreamin'
This is my appetite
This ain't something I control...
No
No oh
No oh
No oh
No oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Lyrics - Man-titties
(To tune of Attitude)
Man titties, I got some freakin' man titties,
I can't believe what are hangin' off me,
I got some man titties.
Inside my t-shirt I'm smugglin' baseballs,
If you put it to a test, I got bigger tits than most girls I know.
Man titties, these things I got, oh baby
Man titties, these things I got, oh baby
Man titties
Inside my t-shirt I'm smugglin' baseballs,
If you put it to a test,
I got bigger tits than most girls I know.
Man titties,I got some freakin' man titties,
(Man titties) I can't believe what are hangin' off me,
I got some man titties.
Man titties,I got some freakin' man titties,
(Man titties) I can't believe what are hangin' off me,
I got some man titties.
Lyrics - Hungry Moments
(to the tune of Hybrid Moments)
If you're gonna eat, eat with me
'cause I'm so hungry, man
Burgers, chips, and soda pop
I wanna eat 'em all again
Ooh baby, have a fry
Our life is sedentary
Don't wipe your mouth with your shirt
In hungry moments...Use a napkin...
In hungry moments...Use a napkin...
Ooh baby, have a fry
Our life is sedentary
Don't wipe your mouth with your shirt
Just use a napkin...Use a napkin...
Just use a napkin...Use a napkin...
In hungry moments
Just use a napkin..
Just use a napkin..
Just use a napkin..
Ooh baby, have a fry
Our life is sedentary
Don't wipe your mouth with your shirt
In hungry moments
In hungry moments
In hungry moments
In hungry moments
Just use a napkin..
Just use a napkin..
Lyrics - Ding Dong
A couple of Zoo Bombers from here in PDX were our fave competitors. Contrast that to the volunteers at SXSW who just danced about and threw the treats at the crowd. At least one of them managed to rape Jerry Baloney, much to our amusement...
(To the tune Rat Fink)
D-,
I say D-I,
D-I-N,
D-I-N-G,
DING,
D-I-N-G, DING, DING, DING, DING
D-,
I say D-O,
D-O-N,
D-O-N-G,
DONG,
D-I-N-G D-O-N-G,
DING DONG!
DING DONG!
DING DONG!
DING DONG!
DING DONG!
DING DONG!
D-I-N-G D-O-N-G,
DING DONG!
DING DONG
DING DONG
DING DONG
DING DONG
DING DONG
D-I-N-G D-O-N-G,
DING DONG!
DING DONG
DING DONG
DING DONG
DING DONG
DING DONG
D-I-N-G D-O-N-G,
D-I-N-G D-O-N-G,
D-I-N-G D-O-N-G,
DING DONG!
Monday, April 27, 2009
Lyrics - I Turned Into a Lardass
I Turned Into a Lardass (To tune of "I Turned Into A Martian")
Possession of a gut is a wonderful thing,It's a transformation with an urge to eat,
Not the body of a normal guy,
Not a face with just one chin,
Whoa
Well I turned in to a lardass
Whoa
I can't even see my feet
Whoa
Sometimes gas keeps me up all night
Whoa
Well I turned into a lardass today.
I walk down city streets,
of a way-too-skinny human world,
Extra large in your midst,
A buffet is mine to own, 'cause:
Whoa
Well I turned in to a lardass
Whoa
I can't even see my dick
Whoa
Sometimes I really miss that thing
Whoa
Well I turned into a lardass today.
(chorus to end)
Lyrics - Hollywood Waffle House
Hollywood Waffle House (tune of Hollywood Babylon)
Who came along for the ride?
We can't all fit inside
Do you take your hashbrowns covered or capped?
It's heaven, dripping down my chest
Hollywood Waffle House
Hollywood Waffle House
Flesh omelet, syrup divine
Extra - gravy on the side
Why don't we go there tonight?
We can't all fit inside
Hollywood Waffle House
Hollywood Waffle House
Why don't we go there tonight?
Yeah you - you can't fit inside!
Do you take your hashbrowns covered or capped?
It's heaven - stops the heart in my chest
Hollywood Waffle House
Hollywood Waffle House
Hollywood Waffle House
Hollywood Waffle House
Lyrics - Halloween
Another crowd fave, too.
HALLOWEEN
Doorways shining brightBulging sacks in the night
I remember Halloween
Dumb kids throwing stones
They're little ones from whom I stole
I remember Halloween
Find me - bloated, old
From one last candy score
I remember Halloween
This day anything goes
Eat so much that I'll explode
I remember Halloween
Halloween
Halloween
Halloween
Halloween
Candy apples and M&M's
Coat my in-tes-tine
I remember Halloween
This day anything goes
Eat so much that I'll explode
I remember
Halloween
Halloween
Halloween
Halloween
Halloween
Halloween
Halloween
Halloween
Halloween (to end)
Lyrics - Elastic Age
Elastic Age (tune of Static Age)
Elastic, elastic, elasticFat fashion's all the rage,
Elastic, elastic, elastic
Fat fashion's all the rage
We're all thru with the stretch marks, too
We're all thru with the stretch marks, too
This is the elastic age we live in
Our legs can cross at the thought
This is the elastic age we live in
Freedom!
Let your gut out - no more held-in breathin',
Stuff in, squeeze in
This is an elastic age
Our very elastic age
This is an elastic age
Elastic, elastic, elastic
These are elastic pants I'm wearin',
Elastic, elastic, elastic
Fat fashion's all the rage
We're all thru with the stretch marks, too
We're all thru with the stretch marks, too
Lyrics - Green Eggs
With all gratitude and apologies to both Danzig and Dr Seuss...
Green Eggs (tune of Green Hell)
Here on this plateLies green eggs 'n ham
Touch 'em, taste 'em
NO!
Here on this plate
From Sam I Am
Touch 'em, taste 'em
NO!
You're gonna like 'em
Yeah you'll love 'em
You'll come to this like no one could
I bet you never really knew that
You'll come to this like no one could
I bet you never really...
Here on this plate
Lies green eggs 'n ham
Touch 'em, taste 'em
WHOA!
Here on this plate
From Sam I Am
Touch 'em, taste 'em
WHOA!
You're gonna like 'em
Yeah you'll love 'em
You've come to this like no one could
You've come to this like no one could
I bet you never knew you would now
You've come to this like no one could
Lyrics - Don't Open That Mayonnaise
We pretty much always saved this song for the next-to-last spot in the set. The first time we played it for him (in Seattle, the 2nd time we played w/ him) we were a little nervous - we just weren't sure if he had a good enough sense of humor. Part-way through our set I looked out, far in the back of the venue, and saw a smaller-framed guy in a hoodie standing there, nodding and laughing. That's all the validation I needed. He seemed to enjoy the following in the spirit in which it was intended which is good...
Don't Open That Mayonnaise (tune of Don't Open 'til Doomsday)
I bought this jar of condiments so long agoAnd now when I wanna use it, I really do not know
Just when did I buy it? When was it made?
A thought comes to me as I twist the lid:
Don't open that mayonnaise
Expiration reads this past May
Don't open that mayonnaise
You might not like what you'll find
Inside
Made of dairy products oh so long ago
Now induces stomach cramping and painful fecal flow
Entering a realm of a pain I've never known
Bowing to the god, the god of porcelain
Don't open that mayonnaise
Expiration reads this past May
Don't open that mayonnaise
You might not like what you'll find
Inside
Don't open that mayonnaise
Expiration reads this past May
Don't open that mayonnaise
You might not like what you'll find
Inside
Lyrics - Diet Diet My Darling
Diet Diet My Darling (tune of Die Die My Darling)
Diet diet diet my darlingDon't shed a single pound
Diet diet diet my darling
Just stuff your pretty mouth
I'll be seein' you gain weight
I'll be seein' you obese
Don't lose that weight now baby
Your future is here in a donut box yeah
Don't lose that weight now baby
Glad to know what size you belong
Don't lose that weight now baby
Glad to see it a' comin' on
Don't lose that weight now baby
Chubby girl for a fatass guy
Don't lose that weight now baby
Now your gut hangs over your pants
Don't lose that weight now baby
Diet diet diet my darling
Don't shed a single pound
Diet diet diet my darling
Just stuff your pretty mouth
I'll be seein' you gain weight
I'll be seein' you obese
Don't lose that weight now baby
Your future is here in a donut box yeah
Don't lose that weight now baby
Glad to know what size you belong
Don't lose that weight now baby
Glad to see it a' comin' on
Don't lose that weight now baby
Chubby girl for a fatass guy
Don't lose that weight now baby
Now your gut hangs over your pants
Don't lose that weight now baby
Diet diet diet my darling
Don't shed a single pound
Diet diet diet my darling
Just stuff your pretty mouth
I'll be seein' you gain weight
I'll be seein' you obese
Lyrics - 20 Pies
20 Pies (tune of 20 Eyes, duh)
Twenty pies in my headTwenty pies in my head
Twenty pies in my head
They're all the same
They're all meringue
Twenty pies in my head
Twenty pies in my head
Twenty pies in my head
They're all the same
They're all meringue
When you're eatin' twenty pies at a time
You just can't slow things down
And a'when you're twenty pies in your mind
You just don't slow things down
All those pies
Well they're backing up your sinuses
I said all those pies
It's an overload...
Twenty pies in my head
Twenty pies in my head
Twenty pies in my head
They're all the same
They're all meringue
When you're eatin' twenty pies at a time
You just can't slow things down
And a'when you're twenty pies in your mind
You just don't slow things down
All those pies
Well they're backing up your sinuses
I said all those pies
It's an overload...
Twenty pies in my head
Twenty pies in my head
Twenty pies in my head
They're all the same
They're all the same
Lyrics - 288
288 (tune of 138)
We weigh 288We weigh 288
We weigh 288
We weigh 288
We weigh 288
We weigh 288
Do you think it's sad or obscene
that we cause an unreal scene?
Is it time to eat like a wuss
Or like a man?
All pleasantries all gone
We're two instead of one
In our eyes
Size matters
We weigh 288
We weigh 288
We weigh 288
We weigh 288
We weigh 288
That's our
That's our median weight
Weight (by, oh, say, 23x more)
Friday, April 24, 2009
Lyrics - Buffet Zombies
Buffet Zombies (tune of Astro Zombies)
WhoaAll I want tonight
All I want
With just a bunch of coupons in hand
Send my buffet zombies to roam this land
Prime directive: Exterminate!
The whole Izzy's buffet
And your face drops in a pile of food
And your heart-heart pounds and stops in death
Prime directive: Exterminate!
Every plate yeah
All I wanna say
All I gotta do
We're gonna cut in line in front of you
And all I wanna say
And all I gotta do
You're gonna have to wait until we're through
Whoa
All I want tonight
All I want
With just a wave of my corpulent hand
Send my buffet zombies to roam this land
Prime directive: Exterminate!
The whole fucking place
And your face drops in a pile of food
And your heart-heart pounds and stops in death
Prime directive: Exterminate!
Every plate yeah
All I wanna say
All I gotta do
We're gonna cut in line in front of you
And all I wanna say
And all I gotta do
You're gonna have to wait until we're through
Whoa
All I want tonight
All I want
Lyrics - BBQ
BBQ (tune of Bullet)
Brisket grilling slow on low heatRub grill and eat
Brown sugar and soy sauce
Make my sauce sweet
It's fucking meat
Jen is my prep cook, she does it all
Like mashed potato rolls
Texas is a paradise of barbecue
Texas is a nightmare - go there, it's true
One of the reasons that there's good barbecue
You gotta suck, suck, clean-finger suck
Brisket grilling slow on low heat
Rub grill and eat
Brown sugar and soy sauce
Make my sauce sweet
It's fucking meat
Texas is a paradise of barbecue
Tennessee, Carolina, and KC, too
These are the reasons that there's good barbecue
You're gonna suck, suck, clean-finger suck
Arise, people, oh,
Connoisseurs of all things meat
Well arise and be fulfilled
My sauce be your life source
There's ribs for your dessert
And the only way to get 'em
Is to suck, or pump, from me
Oh go ahead and really baste 'em
Really baste 'em
Then slurp it from your palm
Like a dry rib rack soakin' sauce
Soakin' up sauce
Like a dry rib rack soakin' sauce
Soakin' up sauce
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Lyrics - Gas Comes Ripping
Gas Comes Ripping
Doubled-over down low
I might throw up
Repeat is coming
Gas building up
Whoa
Anal blast, a bit of turtle head
With both eyes clenched shut
Skidmarks that could kill
Smell the evil
Feel the heat as I blast ass open
Gas comes ripping
And I know it, gas comes ripping
You smell the heat as gas comes ripping
Rip your pants out
And gas comes ripping out
Fresh and loud
Stale and quiet
Churning it over
A little too late - now suffocate
Gas comes ripping
And it's going, gas comes ripping
You smell the heat as gas comes ripping
Rip your pants out
Gas comes ripping
And it's going, gas comes ripping
You smell the heat as gas comes ripping
Rip your pants out
Gas comes ripping
And I know that gas comes ripping out
Whoa
Whoa
Whoa
Whoa
Lyrics - Come Back
Come Back
Come back little waiter and clear my plate
I've been waiting, endless waiting
Come back - dessert awaits
Come back little garscon, dessert cart please
I am - not full, I am - not done
Come back, dessert cart now
I think you'll realize when I'm done
Well, in a booth - sleepin' in a coma
Barely alive - but I've just begun
I think you'll realize when I'm done
You gotta come back
You gotta come back
You gotta come back
You gotta come back
Come back little waitress, here wipe my face
I've been eating, endless eating
Come back, refill my plate
I think you'll realize when I'm done
Crapped my pants - my heart stopped momentsago
I'm not alive - I've just begun
And I think you'll realize when I'm done
You gotta come back
You gotta come back
You gotta come back
You gotta come back
You gotta come back, come back, well, come back
Right back to me
You gotta come back, come back, come on back
Right back to me
You gotta come back, come back, come on back
Right back to me
You gotta come back, come back, come on back
Right back to me, yeah