Lyrics - Private Bidness

Played this one straight ahead, Misfits-style for awhile; then we switched the music to match the Samhain version and that instantly made it one of our faves. I always had to check with Dr. C.H.O.A.D. if he could make it since it nearly always fell mid-way through the set. He'd blow out some air usually and gimme a determined, "Yeah," right back.

(To the tune of Horror Business)

Too much private business
keepin' me up at night
Bowel Movement #78
My bathroom is new
You, you don't go in the bathroom after me

Bowel Movement #78
12 o'clock, way too late
All this private business
My sinkers are black
You, you don't go in the bathroom after me
With you
I would not wanna be you
I'm warning you
I would not wanna be you

Too much private business
keepin' me up at night
Bowel Movement #78
My bathroom is fresh for you
You, you don't go in the bathroom after me

Bowel Movement #78 I'm talking about
12 o'clock, way too late
I say, all this private business
My sinkers are black -- it's true!
You, you don't go in the bathroom after me
With you
I've put the fan on for you
I'm warning you
I'll spray lots of Lysol
I'm warning you
I'll light a match just for you
I'm warning you
This is some na-sty ass stool
I'm warning you

You, nobody can do what I can do, no